Welcome to Batman is Tired

What happens the world’s greatest detective starts losing track of time? When the rim of the Bat-cowl gets heavier, and even Bruce Wayne can’t remember what year it is, much less which Robin just crashed the Batmobile?

This site is a love letter to obsession, timeline chaos, and the never-ending struggle to make sense of Batman’s life (and his many, many years on the job). Here, we’re building a living, dynamic timeline of Bruce Wayne’s journey—one day, one narrative, and one retcon at a time. Whether you want to follow Batman’s adventures chronologically or skip to his “Batman Beyond” years when he’s somehow still not retired, our flexible date system lets you explore any moment you’re curious about.

What to Expect:

• Carefully reconstructed timelines, matching real-world dates with DC mythos, to keep even the Bat-computer honest.
• Stories drawn from notebooks, fleeting ideas, and marathon email threads—because sometimes, the only way to keep Batman’s history straight is to edit as you go.
• The ability to jump between any year—so you can visit Bruce in his gritty Year One, then leap to his wildest sci-fi adventures, all without missing a beat.
• Ongoing tweaks, fixes, and (let’s be honest) timeline compressions—because even Dr. Manhattan would struggle to untangle this mess.

We’re just kicking things off. The menus and pages are here, and a sample timeline entry is waiting for you as a taste of things to come. Think of this not as a finished Batcave, but as a workbench scattered with blueprints, old gear, and more than a few tired jokes.

Ready to dig in and help chronicle Gotham’s most tired superhero? Let’s go.